TT: I can explain.

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uu: DOES YOuR HIDEOuS MYSTERY PERSON.
uu:  POSSESS FACEPELT?

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UU: no! try again! UuU
UU: does yoUr mystery hUman have spectacles?

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— undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU]! —

uu: AH HA HA. FOOL.
uu: DID YOu THINK. IT WOuLD BE THAT EASY.
uu:  YOu FEEBLE FuCK. SPECTACLES. AS IF.
uu: ANYWAY. I DEMAND WE END THIS. uGLY CHARADE. YOu HAVE “TOM.”

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UU: there is no way yoU got that this qUickly, you Utter arse.
UU: yoU looked at my board. i KNOW yoU looked at my board!
UU: we have got to find a game where yoU cannot cheat this easily.
UU: aUgh! all right, let’s see who yoU were.

UU: for crying out loUd.

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— undyingUmbrage [uu] began jeering uranianUmbra [UU]! —

uu: SO. YOu HAVE MET MY CONTENDER.
uu: SPECTACLES? DO YOu SEE. ANY FuCKING SPECTACLES HERE?
uu: OF COuRSE. YOU DON’T.
uu: I MEAN. HE IS CLEARLY WEARING. A TIE AND A HAT.

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UU: we are moving to twister.

UU: they’re not my favoUrite, but i… can’t say the same for everyone in this hoUsehold. :U

uu: SPORTS. ARE JuST GAMES. WITH ORGANIZED INJuRIES. THE BLOOD WILL FLOW! THE CROWD CHEERS ON. IT IS. A PAIN PRODuCTION. EVERYONE WATCHING. IS A FuCKING ANIMAL.

uu: YEEEES.

uu: YEEEEEEEEES!

uu: BRAWL. DO IT. YOu FRACTIOuS BASTARDS.

TT: Dude, it’s figure skating.